And now I wish I hadn’t convinced him spelling was important

Sketch of the United States Navy schooner USS ...

Jane: Cinder… you are not going to call that ship the USS Penis. Really?

Cinder: Yes, I am. Look, mom, there aren’t that many words I can spell right, and penis is one of them, and isn’t USS Penis better than USS Some-word-I-can’t-spell-so-I-look-stupid?

Jane: Well…

Cinder: And isn’t it better than the USS Ass? You know I can spell ass…

Oh, boy.


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