How boys learn geography

India. Area controlled by India in dark green;...

Cinder: Did you know India’s the seventh largest country in the world?

P: Really? Which one’s India?

C: The one that looks like a penis.

P: That one, that looks like it has a drop of urine coming out it?

C: That’s the one.

P: Oh. Is there one that looks like testicles?

(So… I keep on looking at India, and I just don’t see it.)

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